EP.389
ㅡTspot!
Yuri’s unique, aggressive gaze penetrates me.
“Hey. Haven’t I become prettier?”
“Huh!”
Yuri approaches me shakily and puts his arm around me.
For a moment, I thought I was being ripped off, but I wasn’t lucky. This must be my friend Yuri.
It goes without saying, but you don’t know what kind of punishment you might face if you answer wrong here. Of course, even if you’re not specifically flattering her, Yuri’s beauty is quite impressive.
That has to be acknowledged.
After making my decision, I immediately raised my thumb and shouted.
“No, who are you!”
“what?”
“What a blonde beauty in front of me…! I can’t believe someone so beautiful is coming in! I’m curious about your name!”
“You bastard!”
“Khaak! I can’t stand it!”
-Paaah!
I immediately screamed as I struck a painful pose, as if my heart was being squeezed.
“Oh my god!!! So!!! It’s so beautiful!!! Aaaaaaaaa!!!”
“Oh, this bastard really! He just can’t say a normal word!”
-Hiss!
Yuri loosens his shoulder grip and quickly throws a low kick…!
It sounds like a sonic boom!
“Anit!”
My answer should have been perfect, but why is this happening?
ㅡSnap!
Avoid it by jumping and jumping.
“Speak properly, speak properly!”
“Oh, you said it right! Even if you say she’s pretty, she’ll attack you!”
“Damn it!”
Anyway, I’m picky.
Even if you tell her she’s pretty, she attacks.
however.
“Kkeuch…!”
“hmm?”
Suddenly, Leona shouted, her fists shaking.
“No, what on earth is Kim Geun-cheol!”
“what?”
“Why is the reaction better!”
what?
Reaction?
“Please react like that to me too! You only do it to Yuuri and it’s rude!”
“What is this? Did you want it too!”
“Isn’t it obvious!”
I guess I was jealous that Yuri was praising me so much! If it’s like Leona, you could say it’s a Leona-like sentiment.
“Quick! Kim Geun-cheol! Please praise me too! I want you to describe my beauty in more detail!”
“Hmm, Leona, your beauty is so obvious that it would be a shame to describe it in detail now…!”
“Huh!”
“But I guess I should do it!”
ㅡCheoeok!
I took a stance again.
Stand up straight, place your hand on your chest, and place one hand on your forehead. In that state, I tried to describe Leona’s beauty.
“It really sucks.”
“Don’t disturb Yuuri!”
“No, you don’t want to get in the way when you see that! Look at that bastard’s stance!”
That’s a nice enough pose.
“Leona. You are so… so beautiful! Calling you an angel is not an empty word! I say that because you are a true angel!”
“Kk khak!”
“Every time I see it, I’m astounded… How can such a beautiful being exist? Leona. Are you really an angel?”
“Aaaah…! What should I do? I can’t believe I heard something like this…!”
Leona trembles and covers her mouth with both hands. I think I like it enough. Shall we strike the final blow here?
“Oh my god, he tells me that he’s the most beautiful and he also says it to Leona. Hey! What kind of vending machine is this bastard! If you ask him to do anything, he’ll do it!”
As I was about to deliver the final blow, Yuri crossed his arms and said that with a dissatisfied look on his face.
“No, I’m just telling the truth… Our blonde beauty.”
“Damn! Okay! Then do it right to me again!”
“What are you doing again?”
“Don’t be a jerk and try to do it right!”
“Huh. Are you asking me to give you a good horse ticket again? That was enough.”
“I’ll see how far you can go.”
Are you trying to test my praise skills, so to speak?
“Okay! I’ll do something for you!”
“Hoo.”
He again described its beauty to Yuri and told him about its external advantages, and when Leona heard him, he once again clamored for her to do the same. So I was sweating as Leona and Yuri kept giving me good horse tickets.
“Whoa! That was a great time! Oh my! It feels so good!”
Leona said with the happiest face in the world.
It’s healing because they look so pure and happy.
“Ugh… if you like it, that’s it.”
“Kkekeuk, you bastard. Is that what you were thinking about this older sister?”
ㅡSoftly, gently.
Satisfied, Yuri tickles my chin with his finger.
“I guess I’m drunk because I keep hearing people say this is pretty.”
“I really like the nice horse vending machine. Oh, by the way.”
“Well, hey, no. It’s hard now.”
Want to do more?
I won’t do it anymore.
“No, that’s not it. I was just curious.”
“What are you curious about? My vocabulary?”
“Be quiet. Um, okay.”
ㅡSigh.
Yuri noticed slightly and spoke softly.
“Who became prettier over the weekend?”
“What?”
Are you asking me to compete with Leona like this?
“Woo Yuuri, you?!”
Leona shouted in surprise, but Yuri just grinned. This guy. I am burning up my competitive spirit here and now.
“Why? This bastard was just being so damn good and pretty and all. Who is better? Huh? Let’s talk about that.”
“Uyuri, this guy…!”
Who is more beautiful, Leona or Yuri?
How can I choose this!
The moment I was thinking about.
“Of course it is me.”
ㅡGood luck.
Leona put her hand inside the back of her hair and stepped forward while stroking it.
“Oh oh.”
That’s not all. Perhaps because she was completely serious, her expression changed into that of a haughty noble lady.
“This is Leona Caenus. As a noble, I cannot lose when it comes to winning. Even if it is you, I will never give up on this fighting.”
“Kkkkkk, that’s how you get to be Leona!”
-Woe!
Yuri then took off his hoodie and started tying his hair back into a ponytail!
A slightly neater ponytail. Moreover, when the hood is removed and the tee is revealed, the attractiveness definitely increases.
“Hey, what do you think? Do you look like a blonde beauty?”
As Yuri said that, she traced her lips with her finger with a slightly provocative expression…! This guy is serious!
“Keuuu! Well, that’s good. Kim Geun-cheol! Come on and say it right! Who’s prettier!”
“Speak quickly!”
The two of them just start shouting.
But how do you answer this!
“No! Calm down! How can you say something like that?”
“What? You’re telling me you can’t talk now! Say it now!”
“Hey. If you leave here, you’ll die, dude.”
Now they’re even threatening me!
“This is the method…! Oh, yes!”
That’s it!
“Yes old Greek mythology!”
I immediately mentioned the legend of the Greek golden apple and quickly brought them into my discussion.
The age of myth.
Eris, the goddess of discord, dropped a golden apple at the banquet hall. There was an inscription on the golden apple that said only the most beautiful goddess could have this apple, and those words made the Greek goddesses tremble.
“So Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite started competing to get the golden apple.”
“What are you suddenly explaining?”
“What is this guy doing all of a sudden…”
“Listen first.”
The kids, who wanted to decide the winner right away, calmed down their excitement as they listened to my explanation.
anyway.
While even Zeus was unable to choose the owner of the golden apple, he decided to tackle this problem with humans. The one chosen was Paris, the most handsome man among humans.
He gave Paris an apple and ordered him to present it to the goddess.
“Of course Paris had a hard time choosing. Even if you choose one, the other two are scary. Aren’t you? The goddesses say they will kill you if you don’t give it to me, so how can you decide?”
“But you decided, right?”
Leona said.
“Yes. In the end, I chose Aphrodite… Because out of the three goddesses’ deals, the one I liked the most was Aphrodite’s gift.”
“It was love. Hera was wealth and power. Athena was wisdom and war. So Kim Geun-cheol? What does that have to do with this? Are we goddesses?”
“Almost like that.”
“Huh…! Of course, it doesn’t matter if you say that!”
“No. That’s not it.”
conclusion.
“Well, that’s the point. It’s a matter of sincerity.”
So the goddesses did their best in front of Paris. To win that human man’s heart.
“So, if you want to prove your beauty to me!”
The goddesses tried to give the human Paris what they thought was most valuable in order to win his approval!
That is sincerity!
“Show some sincerity! Leona Yuuri!”
“That sincerity…! How much is it?”
“You can’t get value with money! Paris!”
Paris was the most handsome human male in Greece! She’s so cool that even Zeus, the god, approves of her!
Of course, that doesn’t matter. What is important is that Zeus, the god, gave humans the ‘right to evaluate the goddess.’ It is truly an incredible thing.
In other words, it can be said that he has transferred his rights as a god, which ultimately means the end of the myth.
The Trojan War episode is the end of Greek mythology. The intermediate process between the end of the age of gods and the transition to the age of humans.
The fact that Zeus handed over the absolute rights of god to Paris suggests that power was transferred from gods to humans. Because humans decide what even the gods could not decide.
“It means that he was such an amazing being. For a person who has such an absolute right of judgment, wealth is useless. So, hurry up and show your sincerity.”
“No, you keep saying this seemingly bullshit… Who are you to pretend to be so smart? Huh!”
Yuri said something with his mouth wide open, but if you’ve seen Greek and Roman mythology in cartoons, you’ll know this.
“Hmm… I see. Paris Geun-cheol. So you have to pay a certain price to prove true beauty?”
“That’s right. So, if there’s nothing like that, you two, don’t say anything weird and be quiet…”
“Okay! I’ll look for it! Pay for it!”
“no.”
Leona clenched her fists with an enthusiastic expression on her face. He then returned to his seat, and now it was time for the instructor to come in.
“That’s right. I can’t lose either.”
Yuri also left those words and returned to his seat.
“No, whatever.”
I said this to get over this situation, but I don’t know why I started to get motivated.
“Ah, Geuncheol! Are you here?”
“Uh-huh.”
At that time, Shihu came in. After saying hello, I also sat down. what… After some time, you will be able to get over it.
“hmm.”
I thought this would end with a morning incident.
It wasn’t.
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