No Kidding, I’m an Extra Chapter 454

EP.454

– Buuuuung!

A snowplow sweeps across a major thoroughfare.

Looking at that reminds me of the snowplows I saw when I was in the military.

“iced coffee.”

For those of us who were clearing snow for over 12 hours a day up the rugged GOP supply route at the time, the snowplow that was literally plowing away the snow as it went all the way down the snow-covered supply route was literally like an angel.

When the snowplow comes down while pushing the snow, the snow spreads like crazy on the left and right, and it looks like angel wings.

As a result, the existence of snowplows, which further reduce snow removal time, has become a kind of religious entity for our soldiers.

It actually did.

The amazing driving skills of running along the already rugged GOP supply route as if it were my own home, going down a steep slope, and plowing through snow up to my waist were skills that only a battalion chief sergeant who was tired of driving in heavy snow could do.

There is no way a human could have that level of skill. Sergeant Joo, who was reputed to be a good person, was literally an alien being who ascended to heaven.

Of course, even that angel wasn’t enough to deal with the constantly falling snowflakes… I thought he would have been lost forever from that heavenly battlefield.

“Are you back here again?”

Holding a shovel, I looked at the completely white streets.

ㅡSlick.

Looking over there, I saw female soldiers coming out in groups and clearing snow in silence. When I heard the story, it was said that female soldiers were less likely to be involved in actual battles with monsters, but instead were working hard on these rear-end routines.

“Ah! It’s Cadet Oppa!”

“Waaah!”

“Hello!”

“Oppa, I’m here to shovel snow too!”

what?

The female soldiers who saw me waved their hands and called me oppa. I was shocked, so I waved my hand and walked away, but now who is calling me my brother?

If you are a female soldier, you are already an adult. Can you call a high school student your brother?

“Oh Geuncheol! We’re cleaning up here!”

“Sure.”

anyway.

I returned to the field and took the angle.

Our beginner cadets are already clearing snow like crazy.

-Quaaaagh!

ㅡChaaaaaaa!

These are guys who go into spaces that people have a hard time cleaning up and take pictures like no other. I also need to start showing off my skills now.

“Oh, Scream Man! You’re finally about to open your first shovel! This is more fun than I thought!”

“Huh… Hey, Ken. Get out of the way. I’ll teach you real snow removal.”

“Hmm?”

Ken is also a superhuman, so he’s good at it, but in my eyes, he’s not very good at it.

ㅡCheoeok.

After going to Ken’s seat.

“Khaaaaaaap!”

I stuck my snow shovel in while ruminating on the white past.

ㅡKwaang!

Then an explosion sounded and the snow cleared. An annihilation so complete that one even doubts its existence.

“Huh?!”

“Naniiiiit?!”

“What is this!”

The Bkenmoon trio went into a state of panic, clutching their heads, and I stayed like that.

“Kaaaaaa!”

As I moved forward, I poured all my skills into turning this space into a snowless area.

From what I can see, very perfect snow removal.

“I can’t believe it! Shinjira Renai! It’s A Terrible Snow Removal! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!?

I quickly cleared the area of responsibility while Brian collapsed in panic, tearing out his head and spouting foam.

“Ha! Hey! I cleaned up everything! Let’s take a break and forget some snacks!”

“As expected, he is the vice president!”

“This guy is amazing…!”

Praise this great vice president, Kim Geun-cheol, a little more.

Anyway, this is the break time I granted. I took a quick drink of water, ate a chocolate bar that had melted with my body heat, and looked around.

“Haaaaap!”

As I looked, Leona was clearing snow while leading the girls, and Sihu was also working hard nearby.

I was looking for Yuri, wondering what she was doing.

“Ah, you bastard! I found it!”

Isn’t Yuri running from over there?

“What? What are we doing, Yuri, if we’re not clearing snow?”

“Stay there, dude. Hey, follow me for a moment.”

“What? Why?”

Yuri grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the alley next to it. I was watching because I was wondering if he had something to say.

“Oh fuck. Hey, just stay still. I thought you were rummaging because it was cold. Really.”

“What…!”

Isn’t the glass suddenly attaching itself to me?

“Hey! What are you doing? Don’t stick around!”

“Give me some of your body heat, you bastard. It’s so fucking cold right now after shoveling the snow.”

“What kind of cold can a superhuman get…!”

“It’s because it’s cold. It’s because it’s cold. I heard this guy’s body is so fucking warm.”

Yuri restrained me with both arms and pressed his body against me, trying to share my body heat…!

“Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!”

How can I do this!

As soon as I threw myself into the snow mountain next to me and tried to remove the glass, it seemed to have noticed and immediately let me go.

“Huh. I finally feel some warmth in my body. You human stove, you bastard.”

And you’re saying it like it’s nothing.

“Why are you acting like a human stove and such a shame?”

“Are you embarrassed? Huh? Make me more embarrassed?”

He’s just teasing me, but as if he’s having fun, he smiles and spreads his arms, and I really feel like I need to do something about this.

“Stop the damn thing…!”

“Baby. What’s the shame between us? Anyway, have you finished clearing the snow?”

“It was cleaned up appropriately. Look at that. They created a snowless area.”

“okay?”

I did something else, but luckily it didn’t happen.

“I wish I had cleaned it up well… than I thought. It’s cold and I don’t have any strength in my body. I need to warm up after school today.”

At that moment, Yuri smiled like a snake and said that.

“Are you going to Asura Jjambbong?”

“It’s not melting, it’s digging. That’s it.”

“No. Now that I think about it, I kind of crave it.”

On a cold day like today, you should take care of yourself by eating something spicy and hot. Now that I remember, let’s talk to Leona.

“Hey wait…!”

“Uh, I’m going to tell you.”

I ran straight towards Leona.

“Leona!”

“Hmm? Kim Geun-cheol? Have you cleared all the snow?”

When Leona saw me, she put her snow shovel against the wall and greeted me.

“Oh my! Look at how red your face is! You must have been very cold!”

Then he took off his gloves and touched my face with his hands.

“Ah. Warm.”

“Kim Geun-cheol’s face is hotter. So what’s going on?”

“Are you going to eat jjamppong tonight?”

“Huh! That’s good! I just wanted to eat it, so it turned out great!”

Leona likes covering her mouth with both hands.

“Let’s take Yuri and Sihu with us.”

“I’ll be sorry if you don’t go!”

Well then, let’s work hard on snow removal today and eat some Jjambbong!

* * *

“Hehehehehe… That Geuncheol, I’m dead…! Hehehe!”

Sihu drank milk while trying to die.

“Hehehe, such a weak guy.”

“Huha! Huha! Oh my, the spicy taste won’t go away!”

Seeing her with her tongue sticking out and even shedding tears makes me wonder if we went too far, but whatever. Sihu is a woman who doesn’t mind spicy food.

“Hehehe. Get used to the spicy taste a little more, Ishihu. Rather than that, Yuuri is completely stretched out.”

Yuri had already fully stretched out and had his forehead pressed against the table. After all, Leona and I are the only ones who can handle this spicy taste.

“I think you and me, Leona, are the only ones who can handle this.”

“That’s right. If you can’t enjoy this delicious food, you’re not practicing enough. Ah, but it’s nice to feel like your body is melting. Shoveling snow today was fun too.”

I didn’t find it that fun… but if Leona had fun, I think that’s it. Even this terrible snow clearing had meaning.

“Me too. Oh, let’s get up then. I think I ate everything.”

“Ugh!”

-Paaah!

Sihoo quickly ran out at the sound of getting up.

“Anit!”

He caught the falling snow with both hands and put it in his mouth, trying to cool his tongue.

“Was it that hard for you?”

“Don’t say anything…! It’s hard because my tongue is trembling…huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu be beau.”

“Go home and get some rest.”

“I guess so.”

“I can’t help it. I’ll take you all there.”

Leona came out carrying Yuri on her back. Seeing that glass stretched out just makes me feel refreshed.

It seems like my whole body has melted just as I wanted.

“Good luck getting in!”

“you also!”

Well, Leona picked up Yuri and Sihu in the car and finally dropped me off in front of the dormitory.

“Wow, it’s cold.”

The road to the house is cold.

Is it because the inside of my mouth is hot but everywhere else is cold?

“Hehehe.”

As soon as I went in, I took off all my clothes, took a hot shower, dried myself off, changed into my sleeping clothes, and fell into bed.

ㅡJiying.

Kitty appeared with a familiar sound effect.

“Pupupu. Geuncheol oppa. It’s been a while.”

Today, unusually, a gate appeared in the ceiling, and an alien descended from the ground, feet first.

“The weather is so cold, Geuncheol oppa. Kitty wants to go under the blanket too.”

The moment Kitty, who had put down her trumpet, lifted up my blanket and tried to get inside, as if it was completely natural.

“Kitty you bastard!!!”

“Ahh!”

I pounced on Kitty like a flytrap, wrapped her tightly in a blanket, and restrained her.

“Kitty Dango is complete!”

“Please save me, Geuncheol oppa. I don’t want Kitty to be eaten.”

“You’re a dango now, dude. You should hang it on a spider’s web like this.”

Spiders are scary creatures that stick their stings into unfortunate insects that turn into thread balls and suck out the body fluids.

“no!”

“Okay!”

anyway.

After teasing Kitty, who had become a dumpling, he made her stand in the center of the room.

It’s been quite a while since I came across this, and I immediately remembered the agreement I made with my friends. My friends… they are all very interested in Void Princess.

Since the information has been shared, I said I would like to see your face at least once. I will watch and judge for myself. Besides, we need her to advance our work.

So, you should go see Void Princess at least once. If you’re good at seducing Kitty, it might work.

“So, Kitty. What brings you here today?”

“Geun-cheol wants to sleep with oppa. It’s too cold there.”

“Can’t you heat your house?”

“I don’t know. I think my sister is doing something these days.”

“Day?”

Does that have something to do with the cold?

No way.

Was Boff the culprit of this abnormal climate?

“What’s going on? Does it have something to do with the snow falling now?”

I took a quick look.

“Well, if you release this, I’ll tell you. Geuncheol oppa.”