EP.20
I am disqualified as GM.
As a GM, I was “deprived” of the right to walk on two legs. Even quadrupedal walking was too luxurious for me. I crawled across the floor using my back and stomach muscles.
No, the dust was wiped away because I crawled…
It was better for me to become a stone and live forever like this. Those who break the taboo deserve to be punished!
A passing magic tower saw me turned to stone and asked worriedly.
“What’s wrong…? Didn’t it end well? Is it because the fireworks event the two of us stayed up all night preparing was skipped?”
It was definitely a bit of a waste. According to the plan, as soon as Operation “Beer and Song” begins, fireworks hidden throughout the city begin to explode. The festive atmosphere ripens and cheerful songs begin to spread through the pre-planted wind catchers.
But unfortunately, there was a problem with the fireworks installed on the church steeple and they did not detonate! Irid and Sentra use the hook gun once again and head to the spire. Against the background of a moonlit night with fireworks exploding.
The two sit together on the spire watchtower and set off fireworks as a final farewell. Colorful firecrackers are exploding and making noise, making it difficult to hear each other’s voices. Sentra says something to Irid.
Irid is puzzled because he cannot hear his voice due to the sound of firecrackers. What on earth is Sentra talking about? Since Irid doesn’t understand, Sentra decides to show it through action. A deep kiss with a finale of fireworks!
That was ending plan A.
“Oh, or is it because I couldn’t type Ronya’s last line?”
That too was a bit of a waste. According to the plan, the doping agent will rebound after the 2nd prince receives two more attacks. Ronya collapses in her seat, coughing up blood. And he asks in a desperate voice while shouting.
“Do you not resent the dogs of the United Kingdom, Irid? You too suffered all kinds of bullying just because you were blonde and had imperial blood in your veins! You want revenge, you want to kill them all!!”
“Are you saying I had to give up revenge because of that bitch Centra?! I devoted my life to revenge, but just because Abby was the former leader, I should have followed that idiot’s orders of peace and song!!”
If you lay out a cool board like this, whatever the 2nd prince’s catchy lines are, it’s just perfect! I made all preparations in advance to slow down time in case I had a brain freeze and needed time to think about my lines.
A well-thought-out line that reflects your goals and identity. Anything is fine. “Because I love Sentra.” I also like royal lines like this: “You made me angry!” Same line… If I did, I was thinking of playing an electric guitar song as background music later.
This is by no means saying that the 2nd prince would have had to successfully parry twice to show this!
Even if the 2nd prince had just pretended to block, Ronya’s attack would have been blocked. Because the player must have a happy ending. It’s so cruel to give a bad ending just because Dice sucks and couldn’t guess!
Because players should always look cool!
What should I hide? At that time, it was I who boarded the Ronya and controlled it. How hard was it to yell loudly and yell loudly… Suddenly, I was ready to lose strength due to the side effects of the doping drug, and I thought, “Wow, my head…!” I was ready to give him time to rest.
I had finished all the preparations for the reception, but no, this crazy guy… no, the second prince. Who would have thought that I would suddenly cast Hug Me there? Of the 17 simulations I ran, there was nothing like that.
Maybe I was looking at the second prince’s madness with amusement. No matter how safe I was, why am I just going to die?
…of course. The reverse devastation of the dying Irid and the crying Sentra was somewhat delicious. I had fun clapping my hands in my heart. I didn’t know that Sentra could say the lines deliciously. If I had to, I was going to use manual input, but it’s still something to learn about AI.
Anyway, this was Plan B for the final battle.
“Or is it because I can’t use the panty modeling I’ve been holding on to for three days?”
“That’s such a waste.”
“I was just joking, but why are you really regretting it…?!”
Panties are, to put it three spoons of exaggeration, the soul of the character. This means that even if the character is the same noble lady, the character’s personality changes instantly depending on what she is wearing underneath. It is also a condensation of romance.
I can talk about this topic for five and a half pages on A4 paper.
Even if I try to put it under the purple magic tower skirt right now…
no, no.
When I thought about it, the cause of all my pain and anguish was the magic tower lord in front of me.
When I glared at him with resentment, the magician made a bewildered look, as if he couldn’t keep up with the situation. An illusion shaped like a question mark was spinning around me.
The reason I am disqualified as GM and the reason I am in pain is
because I stopped Sentra from kissing me at the end.
That scene was the finale. It was a tribute and minimal compensation to the second prince, Irid, who had just rolled around like a head. It would have even prevented him from inserting his tongue. That’s because there was no data. If you had put your tongue in it, it would have tasted like the curry udon that was stored as dummy data.
But at least a kiss. I had to leave at least the soft feel of my lips.
But I ruined everything.
Rather, there needs to be a reasonable reason for that decision… no, it doesn’t have to be reasonable. If there had been some aesthetic reason, it wouldn’t have been this painful. It wasn’t because he liked Yu-yeol and wanted to fuck with the 2nd prince until the end…
or something like that.
The lip texture data entered into virtual reality was extracted from the ‘Matopju kissing incident’ that occurred after the declaration of 30 times the amount of support. At the time, all men in the Magic Tower were confined in the laboratory due to the strict control of the Purple Magic Tower military base leader (female / 4th in the Magic Tower ranking / Magic Tower Lord Geum).
I was next to him right after the incident occurred and couldn’t avoid being showered with kisses.
How dare a man receive a kiss from the Magic Tower Lord! And I was chased around for a few days.
At that time, I said that it was a benefit to collect kiss data and that I would receive something I couldn’t receive from my ex-girlfriend only in another world. The moment when Sentra was about to kiss Irid’s lips. Something.
If this is the case, wouldn’t the Lord of the Magic Tower be indirectly kissing the second prince?
When that thought occurred to me, I reflexively pressed shutdown.
…I’m still not sure. Why did I press shutdown? Was the 2nd prince’s behavior so mean that he wanted to ruin my beliefs and ruin my beliefs? Or maybe the magic tower stew I ate that day was wrong.
Maybe I was wrong from the beginning. In fact, I was a selfish GM whose own happiness was more important than the player’s happiness…
“Ugh no!!”
I grabbed my head and screamed. It felt like my soul was split in half!
“Hey… if you have any concerns, let me know. We decided to help each other, right?”
Knock knock. The purple magic tower lord grabbed the hem of my robe and timidly pulled on it. One eye slightly hidden beneath the brim of the hat, a wide nose, and small, crimson-colored lips—
I slapped myself on the forehead. And laughed.
“Hehehehehehe….”
“……?!”
I was sure. Obviously, I am a demon. To solve ignition, you need to eliminate the cause of the problem. The cause of the current problem is ‘lack of data’.
What if there were about 30 types of lip texture entered into the database? If so, I wouldn’t have hesitated. Irid would have been able to share a deep kiss.
If only I had stored the feel of my tongue in the database! Irid could have even shared a steamy deep kiss! It was my shortcoming. I feel devastated.
I couldn’t be consumed by despair forever. People must move towards a bright and brilliant future. Only those who act do not regret. I declared.
“Lord Magic Tower. I will take a week’s leave.”
“Suddenly? Well… it’s nice, but if you’re just going to have fun for a change of pace, maybe I’ll join you—” ”
I’m thinking of taking a tour of the capital’s red light district.”
“…??”
“I will learn everything about the female body data. Don’t look for me, Adios.”
“Wait a minute! Wait a minute…!! Stop running and talk to me! Hey!!”
Crumble thump thump thump.
My attempt to escape from the Magic Tower to complete the Tripitaka Koreana database was suppressed by the Magic Tower owner after about 30 minutes of chaos.
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“…What are you doing?”
Ever since my attempt to escape from the Magic Tower, the Magic Tower Lord’s gaze has been strange. It was a look that made me think, ‘My son is old enough to see things like this.’ It was a decision to save the country for the future TRPG and the greater good!
…Of course, I can’t say I don’t have curiosity about the unknown world.
I answered while manipulating the simulation magic circle here and there.
“The session is over, so I’m taking the log.”
“Log?”
“I’m talking about 2nd Prince Irid’s thrilling and dizzying exploration of the empire 100 years later. I’m leaving it all on record so I can retrieve it later.”
“…You have poor naming sense.”
“The thing that sucks is the magic tower lord’s fan…”
“Every day! Every morning! Every evening! Clean! Magic! I use it!!”
Every time the magic tower lord stressed, a dizzying shock as if I had stepped on Legos struck my whole body. I had to roll around on the floor due to that inhumane ‘pain infliction’.
The magic tower lord left me alone, struggling in pain, and glanced at the simulation magic circle and said.
“The capacity is a bit large for a ‘Video Record’ spell…?”
“I want to separate the entire world and save it. What is the capacity? How can I persuade the 2nd prince to give him a dragon heart? He already gave me a top-class magic stone last time.”
“Dragon Heart is a national treasure. Should I even send a petition to the First Princess?”
“You can seduce the 1st princess too.”
“Yes, um… I don’t think it will be easy, but the 1st princess is a unique person. I feel like her sensibilities are a little different from others…?”
“I got all the logs. Let’s watch it together later when we’re bored.”
“When we watched it together, that popcorn? It was delicious… the one sprinkled with caramel.”
“Okay. Wait a minute. I just need to write down the name and it’s done, right? ‘Second Prince Irid’s heart-throbbing, dizzying…’.”
“That name is Guri!”
“Then what? Will the Magic Tower Lord decide?”
“The prince, the flowers, and the resistance!”
“I’m bored….”
“It’s a hundred times better than my heart pounding! Go away, go away…!”
“Ah ouch. Ah.”
In the end, through coercion and tyranny, the name of the log was decided to be ‘The Prince, the Flower, and the Resistance’. I finished saving. I turned off the lights in the simulation room and came out with the magic tower owner.
I have to make contact with the 1st princess and repay my emotional debt to the 2nd prince. It seemed like it would be easy to meet him since he seemed to be busy inspecting Crown Hall in the capital.
There is a long way to go to complete the world. Fighting.
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The room where everyone left.
The magic circle in the simulation room began to glow faintly.
A word from the author (author review)
I’ll leave this as a notice, but I’m leaving it here too in case you don’t see the notice!
Something comes up tomorrow morning, so I think it will be difficult to write a series. This is my first hiatus!
So instead, I’m going to write it down and upload another episode today…
In the last episode, it was said that the sequel would be cut in episode 2, but that was actually an evil trick by the fantasy wizard.
I think there will be about four more. Including this episode!
I am delighted to read and ponder each of your comments.
I’d like to reply to all comments, but that would run out of time for the series…!
I held on tight. My friends. Because you like commenting more than replying, right?
Every bit of your interest really, really means a lot to me. thank you everyone!
+ A magic tower owner was passing by! There was a bit cut out… It’s been filled now!
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