Episode 111 Baby Barbarian (4)
It’s more common than you think for a barbarian to team up with a human.
No matter how high their physical stats and fighting sense were, they needed allies from the second floor onwards.
In fact, even in the second or third month, the standard route was to form a team and head to the second floor.
‘The problem is that I rarely meet the right guy.’
Fairy Dwarf Beasts, etc.
The other races are just fine.
Not only are they less naive than the barbarians who only honed their ‘combat skills’ in the Holy Land… and
their hearts don’t sell for a high price as magic materials.
[What are the other guys doing? Most of them died.]
Not even a third of the barbarians who had already gone through the coming-of-age ceremony like me were left.
Was it because of the ‘monster’?
‘No way.’
Even because of such reasonable suspicion, I listened to their conversation with more concentration.
But…
“Then I’ll take a break, so please take good care of me.”
“Was it my turn next?”
Everyone fell asleep in turn, and the topic of the baby barbarian did not continue beyond the beginning.
Of course, there was no big problem because I could roughly figure out what those three were with just the three conversations.
‘I don’t think he intends to do anything today.’
He must be planning to pamper himself and kill him on the last day.
Because it’s much more efficient.
‘…What can I do?’
I was worried.
First of all, as a barbarian myself, I had no intention of passing by ignoring the baby barbarian in danger.
But you can’t follow them forever and keep an eye on them until they reveal their ambitions.
‘Can I just go and kill them all?’
I smiled and shook my head.
It’s easy and convenient, but not the best.
The problem was that there was still no evidence that those three were predators, which was good. Because I have the confidence to convince Misha and the baby barbarian with plausible words.
But…
‘Even if I do, the same thing will only happen again.’
Sometimes you have to experience it yourself, but there are parts that you realize painfully.
‘Anyway, training was my main goal, so I can invest up to one day…’
After thinking about it, I came up with a plan and woke Misha up.
“Misha.”
“Yes……?”
I made it quiet with the shape of a hand and moved to a place where no sound could be heard.
Then he briefly explained the plan.
Misha rubbed her eyes and listened without speaking.
“Hmm… So you’re saying they might be looters?”
“Okay, if you don’t mind, I’d like you to take a moment to check it out.”
“I don’t care. Barbarians can’t be called strangers.”
“…isn’t it someone else?”
“Oh no! I don’t mean that… Maybe it’s someone I met.”
I guess I’m referring to how I acted as a guide to the young warriors as they entered the labyrinth for months…
well maybe one of them.
I’ve been advised countless times to be careful of humans, but it doesn’t really make much sense until you’ve experienced it.
“Okay then. Go ahead and change your clothes.”
There was something to prepare for the plan.
***
Put the mace, chestplate and shield made of titanium into the bag.
‘As for the weapon… I’ll just have to lose it.’
After preparing, I checked the current status one last time. Excluding the helmet, the perfect baby barbarian without any iron equipment.
Outside of the bun, there was a man landed next to him.
“Uh… this is inconvenient…….”
For a perfect plan, instead of the existing equipment, Gensia’s beginner’s equipment set was put on.
But since earlier, Misha has been fiddling with her chest.
worry about it
“What?”
“Huh? I don’t know anything else, but the chest area is so tight…”
“The chest area?”
As I glanced over, Misha slapped me in the stomach.
Seeing that even the bones were cold, it seemed that the cold damage had been properly received.
“Where are you looking? It’s definitely not because I’m fatter than her?”
no i didn’t say anything
I just looked at it because it was a dissatisfaction I hadn’t even thought of in the first place. The original greaves were probably the same size.
When I pointed out the contradiction, Misha answered calmly.
“The previous one was also small, but it still didn’t have an iron plate part.”
well if so
Zencia and Misha.
Both of them had a nimble body, but if you look carefully, there will be a difference.
For example, a skeleton.
He’s pretty tall after all.
I didn’t measure it, but it should be 170.
His impression is a bit on the cold side, so at first I thought he was the prickly type.
“It’s just that the chest area is tight, and the rest is rather loose. Okay?”
“i get it.”
I didn’t know what I wanted, so I gave a rough answer.
However, Misha sighed heavily as if she had sensed that.
“Huh… how do you know about a woman’s body?”
“Yes, you are all right.”
“Are you going to keep answering so insincerely?”
“If you’re ready, go ahead.”
It wasn’t the time to talk nonsense, so after that conversation, we moved to the previous location.
Deliberately making loud noises.
“Behel—laaaaaaa!!”
“Kyaa! Why are you screaming all of a sudden!”
“I just felt like doing it!”
“What?”
Mischa looked at me with a bewildered expression, but the effect was amazing.
“Who are you!”
An instant cry from beyond the darkness.
“Oh! There are people over there!”
I shouted innocently and ran in the direction from which I heard the sound.
Before long, the invisible distance of the labyrinth ended and the four explorers who had lit a bonfire came into view.
Three humans and a baby barbarian sleeping soundly.
“Stop coming any closer.”
The three humans were already awake and were wary of this side.
“Lois, wake him up first.”
A bowman named Royce woke the baby barbarian with a tap of his foot.
“What is it? Is it a monster?”
“I am an explorer.”
“Explorer? But why are you waking me up? I was sleeping well…” ”
I told you last time, too. Explorers should be as careful as monsters.”
“Ah! I remember! But… the author is our own people?”
After a moment of nodding at the words of the bowman, the baby barbarian spotted me and waved his hand happily.
“I am Charon, son of Tarson!”
“It’s Thor’s son, Bjorn!”
He approached me, shook hands, and bumped into my shoulders. Then, when I glanced over, everyone’s expression was spectacle.
Not only the three humans, but also Misha, who had been seduced.
‘What the hell are these barbarian bastards doing?’
They are watching us with just these eyes.
And did you feel it?
The baby barbarian looked at me as if not to worry, then told his teammates.
“Everyone lower your weapons! Thor’s son, Bjorn, is not a bad explorer!”
“Yes! I’m not a bad explorer!”
At the words of the two of us, the eyes of the bowman and spearman focused on one man.
Apparently this guy is the leader…
The man let out a sigh and nodded, and everyone lowered their weapons. It seems ridiculous to be vigilant here to the end.
“So the barbarian—”
“Thor’s son Bjorn.”
“Yes Thor—”
“Thor is my father’s name.”
“Kuhmm Bjorn—”
“We’re not that close yet, so I’d like you to call me by my full name.”
The leader, who had stopped talking three times in a row, looked quite upset, but he showed patience and smiled.
And he talked to me again.
“Yes, Thor’s son, Bjorn?”
“Tell me.”
“If you don’t have any business, I’d like you to leave. As you can see, I’m resting.”
The leader’s words were reasonable and common sense.
Because it is polite and customary for explorers not to approach each other at all.
But…
so what?
Now I’m a big and precious baby barbarian who can’t know anything like that.
Rather, he shouted as if it was good.
“It’s a coincidence that you’re resting! We were just looking for a place to rest!”
“So… what does that have to do with us?”
“It’s fate that we met, let’s rest together! That night friend? Yes, isn’t there such a thing!”
“A night friend?”
The expressions of the three humans grotesquely distorted as if they had heard something they couldn’t hear.
It’s not that I don’t understand.
Seeking friends for the night is a culture limited to the first floor.
You couldn’t have imagined that you would receive a proposal for a night friend from some barbarian on the second floor where you go as a team.
“Haa…….”
The leader touched his forehead as if he didn’t know where to start explaining.
But in the meantime.
“Oh, that’s fine. Come here. I’ve been lying down and it’s a little less hard here.”
The baby barbarian nodded that he was right.
It’s a total mess situation.
With superhuman patience, the leader explained the customs of the explorers.
To sum it up, it was simple.
“So you mean… you don’t make night friends from the second floor?”
“Yeah, that’s right. If you understand—”
Well, that’s for someone who’s willing to understand.
I opened my mouth as if I was genuinely pathetic.
“You guys are so stupid! We can sleep more if we all sleep together!”
“huh?”
“If you have a brain, think about it. There are four of you and two of us. !”
A barbarian-style argument with no answers from start to finish.
Everyone was dazed like someone who had heard hallucinations.
Oh, except for one person.
“That’s… that’s right…! Why didn’t the explorers do that sooner?”
Did I realize that further conversation was meaningless at the sight of the baby barbarian nodding furiously at my argument?
“Look. We’ll take care of ours, so you’ll get yours and bring them—” The
leader looked away from me and spoke to Misha, then paused abruptly.
Looks like you’ve just checked your face.
His voice, which had only been filled with irritation, had changed before he knew it.
“Keuheumheum It’s normal to try to do that, but first of all, what do you think?”
Wouldn’t he like the look of the guy who was looking at it?
Misha stiffened, but when I noticed her, her expression changed.
“Well…? I don’t know… First of all, there are barbarians there, so they don’t look like dangerous people…
”
“Anyway, he lost his weapon, so I’m worried about keeping him on watch alone. So, if that’s okay, I think it’d be okay to just spend the night together…” “Lost a weapon like that?
”
The man who looks at me with strange eyes at Misha’s words.
It seemed that he finally recognized that I was barehanded without a weapon.
“Oh weapon? I accidentally missed it while fighting a monster, but it disappeared!”
“Is that so?”
When I told him a rough-and-tumbled excuse, the man agreed
. After all, the barbarian
is a scammer. ……’
I made the final suggestion in a snappy voice,
“So you want to be friends for the night or not? Decide quickly. I’m getting sleepy.”
By the way, if I refused this offer here, I was going to leave that way.
If I did this much and refused, it was much more likely that I misunderstood these three.
But…
“What? … It’s not a normal situation, but…….” The leader blurted out his
words and exchanged glances with the three humans, then smiled brightly
.
If you put it in a difficult way, I can’t understand it.”
“…You can take a night off if you want.”
I barely managed to hold back a laugh because I could see his true intentions so clearly.
Everyone has plans.
***
A night that happened to come true Relationship.
Well, it’s kind of strange to say this, but anyway.
First of all, we made it simple by saying,
“This is Royce Victor
,
I am Briol.
” …..I can’t believe there’s no Hans.’
Is it a pseudonym?
No, if I had used a pseudonym, the baby barbarian over there would have thought it strange?
Feeling strangely uncomfortable, Misha and I lay down together in a nearby seat.
I want to put a blanket on it like a chimney, but…
If so, an expandable backpack Because you will be caught using
“You guys have a good rest. I’ll put it off until the last turn.”
“Oh, you guys are really good explorers!”
“Hahaha… This friend is also.”
Anyway, as soon as they lay down, Misha whispered in her ear.
“Bjorn.”
“Be quiet.”
“Be sure to be quiet.” Do we have to go this far?”
First of all, Misha followed my instructions, but Misha didn’t seem to like the current situation.
Well, even if you’re a sucker, you’d be uncomfortable both physically and mentally to lie down defenseless.
But… …
“Be patient. I’ll give you what I want later.”
“…Really? You promised?”
I stuck with this plan, even throwing a new carrot at Misha.
It was worth it.
As of today, baby Bavarian Karon Tarson Because you will be reborn as a single warrior,
suspicious of humans and destroying predators.